The Top Ten Reasons I Hate Wine - Home Brew And The Solution

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Home brew bottles in wine wit

Home brew bottles, a treat or not?

Some of you may know me from my wine articles such as ďI Love Italian Wine and Food, Ē similar French and German series, and my new series ďA Wine Loverís Weekly Review of $10 Wine.Ē Itís true; I really do love wine and food from Italy, France, Germany, and other countries as well. And who among us can reject a bargain? But I also hate wine and many aspects of the wine scene. Let me explain my top ten reasons for this love-hate relationship. Previous articles discussed the unconscionable expense, the embarrassing lack of knowledge, no wine cellar, I canít get the Ö bottle opened, insomnia, food problems, wine snobs, and the smells and tastes of wine, and wine colors. This article discusses home brew and the solution.

To make it short and sweet I have never tasted a home-made wine that didnít taste like a home-made wine. When you know a little bit about the complexities of wine production, itís hard to believe that you can go to a store, buy liquid concentrate, pour it into bottles, squeeze on an ill-fitting cork, and in two months (or is it two weeks?) obtain a quality product. I know that Iím exaggerating a bit, but the truth remains. History shows that time and time again dedicated amateurs have stood up to and even surpassed the professionals. But non-dedicated amateurs?

There is one more problem with wine, but itís none of your business.

Dandelion wine in wine wit

Dandelion wine, no treat for me.

And now for the Solution. I have been told that the solution to these problems is to forego drinking wine and move on to mineral water, tofu drinks, or even single-malt Scotch. To which I reply, never. Now if youíll excuse me thereís this special bottle that Iíve been meaning to open for a long time. It was expensive, Iím not sure of its grapes varieties, it hasnít been cellared, I know Iíll have a hard time opening it, I wonít sleep tonight, thereís nothing but day-old pizza in the fridge, the guy in the wine store turned up his nose when I bought it, my nose is plugged and my color chart is nowhere to be found, but itís not home brew and I know Iím going to enjoy it.

About the Author

Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine Italian or other wine, accompanied by the right foods. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. His wine websites include    and

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